I got this from a Cosmopolitan Magazine. When I read it, I really couldn’t stop laughing! Read on…

Would You Rather…?

Compiled by: Zo Aguila

When caught in a boring situation (ex. A dull date, barkada convo lulls, or a delayed flight), these made-up scenarios are so intriguing (others hilarious) to think and talk about.

First Impressions:

Would you rather…

1. have no eyebrows or a one-inch thick uni-brow?

2. have a big mother nunal (tansan-sized) right on the center of your nose or a hundred moles scattered all over your face?

3. be bombshell gorgeous and really dumb or Einstein brilliant and mega ugly?

4. look like you smell bad or actually smell bad but look like you don’t?

5. have bad breath or body odor?

6. have a hot boyfriend with bad breath or a hot boyfriend with body odor?

Relationship Factor:

Would you rather…

1. someone fall for your looks or fall for your personality?

2. ipagpalit ka sa ibang girl or ipagpalit ka sa boy?

3. be the cruel heartbreaker or be the one with the broken heart?

4. be your crush’s sex pal lang (no emotional connection whatsoever) or be just his platonic pal?

5. date someone hotter than you are or be the hotter one?

In the Sack:

Would you rather…

1. your guy’s penis be ten inches long, but pencil thin or three inches long, but with the circumference of a de lata?

2. have spontaneous orgasms every couple of minutes or no orgasms at all?

3. have porn-level sex appeal or no sex appeal whatsoever?

4. your partner be so learned in bed (with countless former bedmates) or be a clueless virgin?